duck dynasty

So there's this show on TV that I find particularly hilarious right now.  It's called Duck Dynasty.  

It's a reality show about this family of rednecks who invented and patented a duck call and became multi-millionaires.  The show just follows them day to day while they're working and playing.  They're idiots, most of time, which is why they're so funny.  There are always some funny quotes from each episode.

Also, I'm pretty sure J.R. is a long-lost member of the family...