I recently started a new position at work. For the past 3.5 weeks I have been in training. Here's a little peek into what my days have been like...
To get the full effect you can sing along. I'm sure you'll all recognize the tune, and to save everyone the painful agony of singing FOREVER, I am only going to give you the last verse with all twelve days listed. You can thank me later.
Ready? Here we go....
On the twelfth day of training, Apollo Group gave to me....
-2 pended files (couldn't finish the files due to computer issues, see below)
-a new hatred of PeopleSoft (the computer program we use. I swear there's a new error message that pops up every day...)
-17 levels of Bejeweled (seriously, I am getting GOOD at this game in all my spare time!)
-6 clean files (finally getting the hang of this thing. I think.)
-no more calls from students (best. Christmas present. ever)
-several e-books read (along with playing Bejeweled on my phone, I've also had a lot of time to read)
-3 chapters written (started writing a new story!!)
-5 percent error (on my practice files) (did you hold this one out when you were singing? "5 perrrrrrr-cent error!)
-6 hours of waiting (takes a LONG time to get feedback back)
-11 practice files (did 11 in one day, then sat most of the next day doing nothing but reading and playing Bejeweled)
-1 old man burping (seriously. old guy next to me burps all. day. long. And, I'm pretty sure he's also a vampire. I don't know ANYBODY that has THAT pointy of incisors except those pesky neighborhood blood-suckers we all love...)
-a new computer in a new building